Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Today, my family drove me to the airport. Before they said goodbye, my mom discreetly pulled me to one side and asked if I'd remembered to pack my birth control pills. Unfortunately, my little sister heard, then chased me through the security line, yelling, "YOU'RE ON BIRTH CONTROL?!" FML
Today, my mom went through my drawers and found some antibiotics from Planned Parenthood. She immediately flew into a rage and told my whole family, my aunts, and her church that I was a “loose woman with a horrible disease.” The antibiotics were to treat bacterial vaginosis, not an STD at all. FML
Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML
Today, my 8 year-old sister tried vaping. My parents found out and planned on yelling at her, but nothing happened. She even got a reward for being curious. When I was 15 and got my first piercing (in the ear) I kinda got beat, and slept outside for the night. It makes me wonder what's going on sometimes… FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend took some extremely strong painkillers that unfortunately gave him a giddy sense of euphoria. He then stripped naked in his parents' lounge room and yelled, "You've all seen it before!" His really religious parents didn't know this. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
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Top comments
deathburger13 0
Replace your moms ***** with a taser and paint it pink :)
Rakayum 0
nobody likes a tattle tale.
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Comments (318)
rachybubbles 0
Wow comments should be disabled altogether, can't you people have a laugh at other people's misery and move the **** on?
moonlight_daze 8
If you don't like the comments on FML then don't read them. It's just that simple.
MaNiFaX3 0
weirdo
christina201288 6
You deserved that for telling on her, when she's even responsible enough to protect herself. Bad bigbrother.
baba_ganoush 0
yep you totally deserve it. what kind of brother tells on his sister about something like that?
miss_california 0
it sucks that your parents have such unfair double standards, but it seems like you have them too - you told on your sister for doing exactly what you would have done, and even though you think your parents were unfair on you, you think she deserved that same treatment?
bzb 2
Wow. FYL. Seems like your folks have seriously mellowed out since you were 15! We are five siblings and the older kids definitely made life easy for the younger ones. It's either that or the male/female thing with you two. But seriously, why tell on her? How old ARE you? If you don't like your parent's rules, get a job, move out, and live your own life - don't mess with your sister's.
dionysos7 0
The difference is that you were making love to your hand, not other people. YDI for not being able to get girls.
syed121417 22
Just because OP was masterbating doesn't mean he was single or a virgin. As far as I've known, horniness can happen to guys at any time. And when did it become bad to not have sex?
Lifelooser_fml 0
Maybe they're worried you'll just become a **** addict and not produce grand kids, it happens.
tanman0401 4
Stupid tattle-tale.YDI
pbuk 0
When they caught you masterbating, were you hugging yourself? Because you're a complete dick for ratting on your sister.