Miscellaneous: Today, I was in line at the pharmacy when the man in front of...

By Uncircumcised Penis - 24/07/2012 09:51 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I was in line at the pharmacy when the man in front of me asked if I wanted to see a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. Before I had time to answer, he showed me a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 06:45 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while waiting in line to get my medication, a man who just got his prescription looked me up and down and said "Penis pills, right? Ya look like the type." Then he walked out as a couple of other guys in line started snickering. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2016 05:06 - United States - Miami

Today, at work, man who was buying medicine for his son came up to me for help. He didn't know how to explain it to me, so instead he showed me a picture of a rash on his kid's butthole. FML

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By randomjulz - 16/06/2011 03:53 - United States

Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After I said no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML

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By Anna - 13/07/2013 04:40 - United States - New York

Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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By SadDad - 06/03/2009 01:51 - United States

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

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By half-dead in CA - 31/05/2014 16:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around and said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly and turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at work at a kiosk in the mall when I smelled something foul. I thought it was the weird dude who'd just walked by so I just carried on with my work. Minutes later, I looked to my right and there, lying on the floor a few feet from me, was a huge turd wrapped in toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML

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By tmi. - 01/11/2012 13:52 - Australia

Today, a customer smiled, looked me in the eye and described to me in graphic detail the swelling that occurred to his nuts after his vasectomy. FML

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karamman 5

Tuesday 24 July 2012 16:16

WTF? So this guy just carries a picture of a turd everywhere he goes?

perdix 29

Tuesday 24 July 2012 16:22

Would you have preferred that he showed you his uncircumcised penis that looks like a turd?

Comments

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 24 July 2012 22:19

Who takes a picture of their dump?

rcgirl2 11

Tuesday 24 July 2012 22:27

Lately, these FMLs always take place in Canada.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Tuesday 24 July 2012 22:48

Wait, what? God the Grammar is giving you cancer? I didn't know God was a grammar.

condango 0

Tuesday 24 July 2012 23:24

Classic (Zach Gilifinackis voice)

ItsKennyBaby 9

Tuesday 24 July 2012 23:46

sounds like a shitty situation

hoper423 3

Wednesday 25 July 2012 0:02

That's muffed up

s0ulslack 20

Wednesday 25 July 2012 0:13

Should have said it looked more like his face, sick bastard

geko911 22

Wednesday 25 July 2012 1:30

Hey hey haters... Canada isn't more like that than the US, actually, it so seldom happens that it's worthy of being on FML... Now the reason why we don't see Americans writing such FML's might be because it's such a regular occurrence. OP on behalf of all not-******-up Canadians, I'm sorry for some people's blunt stupidity... Btw I know it doesn't happen in the us but it's the same as saying it always happens in Canada; it reflects people's ignorance. No offence to all not-******-up Americans out there.