Today, I was in bed, thinking about my crush and playing with myself, when I remembered the complicated spreadsheet my boss asked me to make tomorrow. That got me more excited than the thought of my crush. FML
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Today, I accidentally called out the coworker I have a crush on’s name in bed instead of my wife’s. The thing is, thinking about her is the only thing that will keep me hard and brought to orgasm. FML
Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML
Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees when I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored, I made a "to do" list for the week in my head. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, thanks to a very intense sexual dream, I suddenly have a strong (and lustful) crush on a coworker, making me gasp every time I see them. I'm happily married. And pregnant. FML
Today, I was working by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated, I started to moan and say dirty things… Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML
Today, I found an old USB drive in a drawer and spent the afternoon going through the files, expecting embarrassing photos from school. Instead, I found a spreadsheet I'd made at 16, listing every person I had a crush on, complete with rankings and notes. I'm now terrified someone will find my “Top 10” list. FML
Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML
Today, I made my whole grocery list out in my head. While having sex with my fiancee. FML
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Altrown_fml 0
I laughed so ******* hard. MERGE MY CELLS, BABY! OH YEAH! WRAP THAT TEXT! GIVE ME A HEADING FORMAT!
cracktus 0
You can be aroused by things other than sexual thoughts. Pretty much anything that's present and strong in your mind can get you going.
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Comments (51)
Super_Vegetto 0
Geez. The FML's that this site actually allow. How in the hell is this an fml??? Can someone tell me???
GodsOfWrath 0
yes
MwahFMLS 6
Um, I don't see YOU posting amazing FML's ?? in fact, I don't see you posting any FML's at all?.. AND you commented this in 2009. it's 2011 now. F your life for being a fool.
kristidgranger 3
maybe u'r boss is who arouses u!
Bananaaa_fml 0
YES MABEY!!!!
jchansfan 0
This FML is the definition of lame. How do the FYL votes outnumber the YDI votes anyway!?! o_O'...
Ninjaface 0
I can see why you'd prefer the spreadsheet. It does everything you tell it to without complaining, it's way more organized, and it's always ready to open at the click of a button.
kukopia 0
That's one of the sickest things I've read on the internet!!!
MLSxxox 3
lol #5 ! ((:
lalasha 0
thinking of your boss or that your boss asked you or the work you have to do?which part was exciting?
fonz_fml 0
WAIT WAIT WAIT?!?!?! how the hell did you gett "arroused" while thinking about a freeking spread sheet?
WeAreRisen 6
WAIT WAIT WAIT?!?!?!? How the hell did you make it through school with that spelling and grammar.
omghehehe 0
strange!!!
Circa_Circa 0
eww that's just weird