Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a restroom, reading this site, when another gentleman...

By Anonymous - 15/07/2013 19:25 - United States - Colonial Beach

Today, I was in a restroom, reading this site, when another gentleman walked in. He washed his hands, dried them, nodded at me, then left. It wouldn't ordinarily be so weird, except I was in a one-person restroom. FML

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By a manly woman? - 09/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

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By mugres22 - 17/08/2013 05:11 - United States - Pacoima

Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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By turtles_yup - 03/12/2015 05:50 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2014 03:02 - Canada - Rosthern

Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML

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By grossedout - 01/02/2015 23:10 - United States - Newport News

Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML

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By fviz - 07/02/2013 09:51 - United States

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 01:29 - United States

Today, for the first time in a week, a customer entered my store. He needed to use the bathroom. FML

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Lady_Face 12

Tuesday 16 July 2013 0:45

Why wasn't the door locked??

Ambient25 24

Tuesday 16 July 2013 0:57

Woah wait wait, hold on. Am I the only one here who is actually pissed at OP for being the guy who goes in a 1 person restroom to sit and chill?? Freaking go in there and do your dew with consideration. Jeez.

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xxsakuraxx 29

Tuesday 16 July 2013 1:06

Thats weird, but why didn't you lock the door? He might not have noticed you until he saw you in the mirror when he was washing his hands.

masterblaster288 14

Tuesday 16 July 2013 1:08

You deserved it for not locking the door......

xxsakuraxx 29

Tuesday 16 July 2013 1:08

Today, I went into a public restroom to wash my hands. I assumed it was unoccupied since the door was unlocked. When I looked up at the mirror I saw a guy behind me taking a dump. I awkwardly nodded and waved, not knowing what else to do. FML

lishajoy777 14

Tuesday 16 July 2013 1:27

At least he didnt stay and try to chat.

callie06 6

Tuesday 16 July 2013 1:32

I hate that everyone is assuming that he didn't lock the door. This sounds like a case of a bad public bathroom, and sometimes not everything works. In this case, it sounds like he may have found out the hard way that the lock didn't work.

BEButterfly 13

Tuesday 16 July 2013 1:42

Does the door lock? If so did you lock it?

MandieL 27

Tuesday 16 July 2013 1:44

YDI for not locking the door, as well as taking your sweet time in a one person public washroom.

randome101 12

Tuesday 16 July 2013 1:47

Gotta be sanitary

BlissfulLiss 18

Tuesday 16 July 2013 2:00

If that's the case, you probably should have locked the door to begin with.

thebomb553 5

Tuesday 16 July 2013 2:01

It was probably just as awkward for him as well. "Public bathroom, door wasn't locked, realized halfway someone was taking a shit, washed my hands and got the hell out. FML