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By Anonymoose - 19/08/2016 20:06

Today, I was in a public toilet. I looked down and realised someone in the stall next to me was peeing on my foot underneath the divider. They didn't even attempt to aim for the toilet bowl. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By Alisterine - 24/08/2014 17:31 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML

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Dude! Boundaries!

By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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By webperson04 - 27/07/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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Sprinkler system

By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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Stranger danger

By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 06:44

Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 02:21 - Australia

Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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Catdragon 40

Saturday 20 August 2016 9:37

They were obviously marking their territory. You now belong to them.

Enslaved 36

Saturday 20 August 2016 9:37

I've seen people film stuff like that just to prank people and put it on YouTube.

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nick_mcc 8

Saturday 20 August 2016 13:35

Good news OP! Your foot is going to be featured on a Youtube Channels prank video! :D Yeah I know, bittersweet moment....

interesting33 36

Saturday 20 August 2016 19:43

But surely it is only a prank if the substance is not actually urine? If it IS urine then it isn't a prank - it is someone being horrible

melana09 19

Saturday 20 August 2016 15:49

Hope you weren't wearing flip flops

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Saturday 20 August 2016 16:43

And people wonder why I try my best to avoid using public toilets.

GreedyGreedo 10

Saturday 20 August 2016 18:51

It's just a prank bro!

mrBearBear 11

Saturday 20 August 2016 20:07

This story would be like 100x crazier if it's a female in the woman's restroom haha

samlovesham1234 9

Saturday 20 August 2016 20:22

What the hell?! That is just gross!

fishinpink 20

Saturday 20 August 2016 20:29

Hahaha but wait....you were IN the toilet? sounds like you were already wet ...

fishinpink 20

Saturday 20 August 2016 20:36

maybe he thought you had athletes foot and was trying to to be a good Samaritan...? or just completely toasted and couldn't give a rat's ass about where or who he was urinating...

roock87 10

Saturday 20 August 2016 20:42

maybe your foot smells and the dude probably thought that it's the toilet hole!!

Chazzster 28

Saturday 20 August 2016 21:13

Sorry OP - I gotta ask. Were you you using a "wide stance" and was your foot crossing into the other space? If it was YDI. Otherwise, sorry OP that was disgusting by the other guy.