Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML
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Today, I heard my coworker sneeze on the other side of the break room, and right after I felt something wet hit my cheek. FML
Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard during a meeting that my glasses flew off and hit my boss in the face. Now everyone keeps jokingly ducking every time I look their way. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
Today, I got sneezed on by a fully grown man. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
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BloodyHeel 8
Well did they apologise?
sonnet 0
Today, I was in a meeting and started to jerk off. As I shot my cum onto my coworker's neck, I sneezed to cover up for myself. She still thinks it's my snot. FHL.
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Comments (98)
Crimsonhead 0
Why would it be cold, if it had just come from a humans inner bits?
positively_crazy 0
I was just thinking that
whiterabbit420 4
yeah that's what I was thinking as well
hansenisabelle 0
Same!
JBTSfan 2
same again!
jim69_fml 0
Flying through the air would probably cool it down a little... Depending on the distance.
unlocker 0
gross
MissLizWolf 8
yum.
vballchick101 0
Ew..
AlexBuda 0
Sounds sanitary!
positively_crazy 0
sounds lovely...
alfredrog 0
Lmfaooo totally xd....
butthole_cheeze 0
#53, you look like a domesticated sl.u.t. you are the underlying cause of the sharp increase in herpes outbreak in the last decade. i bet youre an amazing sloppy fourth.
kayPandastyle 15
How the hell did 80 idiots think this person DESERVED to be spit on?! Wtf really?
positively_crazy 0
agreed :))
catatonicsleep 17
not spit, most likely mucus....
asianive 0
Snots hot!
mintcar 10
That is incredibly disgusting. Nothing like feeling cold mucous against your neck, eh?
killaro 0
Oh god O_O that's so wrong