Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML
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Today, I heard my coworker sneeze on the other side of the break room, and right after I felt something wet hit my cheek. FML
Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard during a meeting that my glasses flew off and hit my boss in the face. Now everyone keeps jokingly ducking every time I look their way. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
Today, I got sneezed on by a fully grown man. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
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BloodyHeel 8
Well did they apologise?
sonnet 0
Today, I was in a meeting and started to jerk off. As I shot my cum onto my coworker's neck, I sneezed to cover up for myself. She still thinks it's my snot. FHL.
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Comments (98)
nikkired 0
I feel bad for you ,I could just smack people that don't cover their mouths when they sneeze.
butthole_cheeze 0
#50, i feel bad for you~ you look like a hermaphrodite but i bet you think your the prettiest thing huh?? youre not pretty, let alone close to it. people just stare at you cause they probably recognize you from the transvestite escort services on Craigslist.
amerwin 3
Seems a bit harsh, especially coming from a dog named butthole cheese.
butthole_cheeze 0
...the transparency of my remarks has absolutely nothing to do with my screen name. however, your intelligence and your ability to deduce is directly proportional to your white trash look. dont lie to yourself, thats not a halloween costume, thats just you. dont use a holiday as a sorry justification for how you look like.
DocBastard 40
Don't feed the troll, people. Butthole- since all you seem to be doing today is insulting peoples' appearances, are you going to comment on my innocent daughter's? Go ahead. Hit her with your best shot. Show everyone your true personality.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Ooh, me next! I'm now taking bets on whether he takes the "short hair: you're a dyke" tack over the "your hair color looks fake" one. Or maybe he'll pull a really creative rabbit out of his hat with a comment like "four-eyed poopoo head." *rubs hands* I knew I could use my Internet pic to supplement the ol' Christmas fund somehow...
DocBastard 40
Jane, you're a 4-eyed poopy head with fake, short hair. Sorry, he got banned, so I had to fill in. *hangs head in shame*
qwerty8788 4
this fml made me **** in my pants
locura1991 0
lol
wwerulez14 6
You sure it wasn't the "Grannies Gone Wild 8" you were just watching?
heartless_j 0
that's so gross! I would have been pissed
mysticwater 0
omnomnom
oldwiseguy 0
I love taking a small spray bottle of water into the movie theater. Then I make sneezing sounds and spray the water. So funny to see the reactions! I also like putting random items in people's shopping carts at Target or Walmart. Retirement is a lot of fun!
ThePersonalDream 0
I place random objects in people's shopping carts with my friends for a laugh. I'm no where near retirement though. ;-)
facebookkiller 0
not an FML
butthole_cheeze 0
i live in Cambridge! we should f@ck!!!! :)
underpaid011 0
sounds like you gotta boogie! are there any really terrible 1970s themed disco bars around you?
MustangMan29 13
wow that's kind of nasty
Charlotteeexx 0
how coincidental!