Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I heard my coworker sneeze on the other side of the break room, and right after I felt something wet hit my cheek. FML
Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard during a meeting that my glasses flew off and hit my boss in the face. Now everyone keeps jokingly ducking every time I look their way. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
Today, I got sneezed on by a fully grown man. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
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BloodyHeel 8
Well did they apologise?
sonnet 0
Today, I was in a meeting and started to jerk off. As I shot my cum onto my coworker's neck, I sneezed to cover up for myself. She still thinks it's my snot. FHL.
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Comments (98)
AntoshaChekhonte 6
I don't believe mucus is cold when it comes out. Unless you're dead, in which case I think the sneezer has more to worry about than you do. Just a hunch.
starile 20
It gets cold as it shoots across the air to land on someone.
smokeymcpottt 3
Very arousing.
DocBastard 40
OP nose it snot such a big deal.
xundria 5
I see what you did there. Clever clever.
Doortje 30
Snotneck!
Jimboom 12
Congratulations! You have won a free prize. Yum yum. ;-)
hussbogman 0
well that's yumo
sourgirl101 29
Ew, now that's just gross. I've never had anyone sneeze on me but I've had some one talk to me and be a spitter and that freaked me out. To add germs....yuck, yuck, yuck!
butthole_cheeze 0
sourgirl!!! thanks for changing that hideous picture that you sported last time i messaged you. you are much better looking in this one; however, thats only cause i cant see your face clearly. good job with the angles. u did all of us a favor by not showing your gag-inducing face.
Zmeilerr 22
#62 keep your rude comments to yourself
dogcolon 0
62... Oh I see you put a better looking picture of yourelf too. Your other picture was ugly as hell, this ugly dog is a way better picture.
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
YDI for not wearing a raincoat to a meeting?
RedPillSucks 33
WTF is wrong with all these people that don't know you should cover your mouth when sneezing/coughing? This is about the 3rd or 4th FML about the same issue.
theFMLiest1ofThe 0
do you work with a yeti? why was it cold?