Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, my coworker got a raise by making our boss give me a pay cut for doing his job while he was slacking off. As we were heading home for the day, he found $100. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I got a flat tire. While attempting to replace said tire, I got mugged. The guy took all my money, my iPod, cellphone, and CDs. When I finally called my boss to explain my situation, he fired me. Why? Because I was late and had an "overactive imagination." FML
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML
Today, I walked into my boss's office to ask for a raise, and walked out unemployed. FML
Today, I was starting my new job in the city. A man with a torn suit on came up to me and asks me for spare change. In a hurry to catch a taxi, I declined and rushed to catch one. At the office, my boss was late. About an hour later, I found out the man in the suit was my boss. He was attacked. FML
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illwill514 0
that's stealing. ydi for sure
mister_moops 0
wow, you asshole.
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brenbert 0
ydi! you are a rude person!
Zazu7711 0
LMAO
gc_fml 0
as a reward? for what, being a dick?
TheSuitGuy 0
"reward"? Reward for it? Being a world class idiot? YDI
misspeg 0
couldn't u have just given the money back 2 ur boss straightaway? and I agree with clockworkrainbow. it's not really stealing. it's more a case of OP not having morals lol
noype 0
You know finders keepers isn't a legal defence for theft right? Someone identified it as being their property, and OP chose to take it anyways. That is theft.
lahp 0
actually it is... unless they have proof it is there property or you witnessed them having ownership of it :)
noype 0
Anything short of attempting to find the real owner, or turning the item into the police can be considered theft.
Blobs 0
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I'm soooo annoyed at how fake these stupid some of these posts are. First of all, no-one is EVER stuck in traffic for 2 hours. Maybe an hour, but not 2. Liar. Secondly, "I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way". Yeah, I'm sure a 100 dollar bill was magically flying your way. Yeah, I'm sure you just took it cause you were greedy. Yeah, I'm sure you got fired, rather than your boss saying "Can I please have my money, seeing as it's mine." You're a liar and a loser.
Witchcraft_fml 5
People do get stuck in traffic for two hours. It happens all the time, especially in very large cities. Yes, money floats. It's light and can easily be caught by the wind. It has to go some direction, so why is it impossible it floated to the OP? It's a valid reason to fire him, seeing as he was calling after the OP and the OP pocketed it anyway. Morality clauses in company contracts give them the ability to terminate employees for misdeeds done outside of work and such. Not claiming the FML -MUST- be true, but it's all plausible.
hazelwolfeyes 0
maybe an hour in traffic? where the hell do you live? i grew up in cali...n what should have been a 30 minute drive was 3 hrs of brake, gas, stomp on brake, yell at all the other idiots...n repeat... i agree with #41shove it up your ass...^-^ op...you...are an idiot...even if you had a bad day thats no reason to do what you did...what in any part of that did you deserve a reward? YDI
DameGreyWulf 1
I've been over an hour in traffic. Illinois interstate roads SUCK, always under construction...
tehgeorgeh 0
They live in Hong Kong. You can see it under the fml. Duh.
LiznessMonster 9
#36 I think you just proved who the real loser is.
worlds123dumbest 4
36- You obviously have never been to New York City or Manhattan for that matter. Rush hour sucks balls, my friend , and I remember being in the car listening to my mother have the bad case of road rage. To all you New Yorkers, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
DameGreyWulf 1
FYL for getting caught lololol (Seriously, who can say they WOULDN'T go right after that little bastard?) but YDI for not giving it up when you got caught, most definitely
apocalypse1377_fml_fml 0
fyl u totally deserved it next time dont take the money
Bredynamite 0
Karma 1 You 0
gameoverman_fml 0
Your little reward? You no longer have to get stuck in traffic on your way to work. Enjoy unemployment, chump!