Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, my coworker got a raise by making our boss give me a pay cut for doing his job while he was slacking off. As we were heading home for the day, he found $100. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I got a flat tire. While attempting to replace said tire, I got mugged. The guy took all my money, my iPod, cellphone, and CDs. When I finally called my boss to explain my situation, he fired me. Why? Because I was late and had an "overactive imagination." FML
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML
Today, I walked into my boss's office to ask for a raise, and walked out unemployed. FML
Today, I was starting my new job in the city. A man with a torn suit on came up to me and asks me for spare change. In a hurry to catch a taxi, I declined and rushed to catch one. At the office, my boss was late. About an hour later, I found out the man in the suit was my boss. He was attacked. FML
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illwill514 0
that's stealing. ydi for sure
mister_moops 0
wow, you asshole.
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liveBabylon 0
KARMA BITCH!
Allymeme 3
YDI. If you had found the $100 bill, and no one had claimed it, then it's yours. Someone claimed it though, so that means you should have given it back. It's like if you find a wallet on the ground with money in it. You should always return it without pocketing the money.
LilaBear 2
YDI for stealing. You knew who owned it but still kept it for yourself. If you hadn't been able to find the owner that would have been fine, but someone claimed it and you still took it.
Jarheadhorn 0
lets see $100 or your job..............WTF
Kelishas 9
While I'm sorry that you're out of a job, but that was selfish..and thievery..
BlinkOnceForYes 0
Why would you take money from someone calling after it? That's soo wrong. F your life? Maybe f your life because you are horrible human being.
omgwhatanfml 0
YDI for being a dickweed
dudeitsdanny 10
Not only does it not work for theft, but he called it a reward. A reward for what? For catching $100 and and not returning it? Yes, let's reward our bad acts with money
Gqp23okiestate 0
It's not called a note it's called a dollar bill, you dumbass
ugadawg11 0
Pretentious American ass. Many other countries call paper currency "notes". In fact, it's even on American currency as well - Federal Reserve Note.
skybeau 0
Overreacting much? Not everywhere in the world refers to money as "bills". Here in Australia, it would also be called a $100 note. OP seems to be from Hong Kong, so it's quite likely that they call them notes over there too. Don't you just love those Americans that fit the stereotype "People who use different words for things are dumbasses!!" (Note: the last part was sarcasm)
ryan__h 1
You idiot...you are the reason people look down on us. Open your eyes you ethnocentric ass.
brainstewdgeek 0
They call them notes here too... And for the record, we still have the top universities in the world where your "pretentious Ass" comrades tend to come to study.
cornsnake 0
atleast your honest about been selfish.