By LifeSucks - 08/11/2009 04:46 - United States

Today, as I was driving to work, I got a flat tire. While attempting to replace said tire, I got mugged. The guy took all my money, my iPod, cellphone, and CDs. When I finally called my boss to explain my situation, he fired me. Why? Because I was late and had an "overactive imagination." FML
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chellinha93 0

She said when she 'finally called her boss', meaning when she found a place with a phone or asked someone so she could call. OP, your boss is a jackass for not believing in you. FYL

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jchansfan 0

Knowing this site, I'm waiting for the "But women can't change tires! D:" commment... Because, well, you guys are predictable. lmao :P

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illy88 0

first! how did u call ur boss when ur cell got stolen?..and why didnt u run after the guy? umm i believe this is fake..

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jchansfan 0

There are other phones...? -looks on with wonder- :P

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BurpusMe 0

If you used an iPhone they wouldn't have had to steal: your CD's, phone and iPod.

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evangldbrg 0

I guarantee this is fake. You have too much of an overactive imagination and make up good stories, thanks for entertaining us though.

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cackle 0

Even your boss knows it is fake.

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Reyo 2

File a police report; show copy of report to your boss. People tend to not get that intricate in their excuses. If he still doesn't believe you, poop in his cornflakes.

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lyssalicious 0

hahahaha! i cant help but think: "First, i got mugged, then i got fired for having an overactive imagination, then i came on FML and they didnt even believe me and instead accused me of the same thing. FML" hahhahahahaa

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hhaalleeyy95 0

This is fake for sure. It makes no sense.

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jobo50123 3

so true

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QTp13 10

If this is real.... FYourLife. If it is not GoFYourself

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Blaid_fml 0

yes how the hell did u call when ur phone was stolen? this is a made up story

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Sun_Kissed18 25

"When I ~finally~ called" As in, after a while? Getting home? Borrowing a friend's/stranger's? Payphone?? Its not too much of a stretch.

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mura_fml 0

maybe she borrowed someone's cell or used a payphone

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phatdaddy 0

like a prepaid cell phone? Why would he have one of those when he had a cellphone? I don't underSTAAAAAAAND!!!!!!11!!!!!!!one!!!1!@@!!!!!!

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ThuNDeY 23

It got stolen XD

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jchansfan 0

Knowing this site, I'm waiting for the "But women can't change tires! D:" commment... Because, well, you guys are predictable. lmao :P

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st0815 9

Women can't change tires without getting mugged. Happy now?

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chellinha93 0

She said when she 'finally called her boss', meaning when she found a place with a phone or asked someone so she could call. OP, your boss is a jackass for not believing in you. FYL

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phatdaddy 0

But how would she get the number without her contacts list?

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Curiousmind 0

She could have her work number memorized(several of my co-workers know ours by memory), and there are such things as phone books.

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phatdaddy 0

I don't know what you just said, so I'll assume you're wrong.

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kravitzz1990 0

thats harsh!! but i can see where ur boss is coming from that story is a tad unbelievable! but dam fyl!! xx

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Cristaderzi 0

Geez no this stuff happens daily!! fyl!!

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Twinklestar 0

FYL, but I'm guessing if you were fired on the spot like that there had probably been a lot of incidents in the past of you being late.

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