There are other phones...? -looks on with wonder- :P

If you used an iPhone they wouldn't have had to steal: your CD's, phone and iPod.

I guarantee this is fake. You have too much of an overactive imagination and make up good stories, thanks for entertaining us though.

Even your boss knows it is fake.

File a police report; show copy of report to your boss. People tend to not get that intricate in their excuses. If he still doesn't believe you, poop in his cornflakes.

hahahaha! i cant help but think: "First, i got mugged, then i got fired for having an overactive imagination, then i came on FML and they didnt even believe me and instead accused me of the same thing. FML" hahhahahahaa

This is fake for sure. It makes no sense.

so true

"When I ~finally~ called" As in, after a while? Getting home? Borrowing a friend's/stranger's? Payphone?? Its not too much of a stretch.

like a prepaid cell phone? Why would he have one of those when he had a cellphone? I don't [email protected]@!!!!!!

It got stolen XD

Women can't change tires without getting mugged. Happy now?

But how would she get the number without her contacts list?

She could have her work number memorized(several of my co-workers know ours by memory), and there are such things as phone books.

I don't know what you just said, so I'll assume you're wrong.