Today, as I was driving to work, I got a flat tire. While attempting to replace said tire, I got mugged. The guy took all my money, my iPod, cellphone, and CDs. When I finally called my boss to explain my situation, he fired me. Why? Because I was late and had an "overactive imagination." FML
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chellinha93
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She said when she 'finally called her boss', meaning when she found a place with a phone or asked someone so she could call. OP, your boss is a jackass for not believing in you. FYL
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jchansfan
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Knowing this site, I'm waiting for the "But women can't change tires! D:" commment... Because, well, you guys are predictable. lmao :P
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illy88
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first! how did u call ur boss when ur cell got stolen?..and why didnt u run after the guy? umm i believe this is fake..
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jchansfan
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There are other phones...? -looks on with wonder-
:P
:P
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BurpusMe
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If you used an iPhone they wouldn't have had to steal: your CD's, phone and iPod.
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evangldbrg
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I guarantee this is fake. You have too much of an overactive imagination and make up good stories, thanks for entertaining us though.
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cackle
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Even your boss knows it is fake.
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Reyo
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File a police report; show copy of report to your boss. People tend to not get that intricate in their excuses. If he still doesn't believe you, poop in his cornflakes.
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lyssalicious
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hahahaha! i cant help but think:
"First, i got mugged, then i got fired for having an overactive imagination, then i came on FML and they didnt even believe me and instead accused me of the same thing. FML"
hahhahahahaa
"First, i got mugged, then i got fired for having an overactive imagination, then i came on FML and they didnt even believe me and instead accused me of the same thing. FML"
hahhahahahaa
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hhaalleeyy95
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This is fake for sure. It makes no sense.
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jobo50123
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so true
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QTp13
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If this is real.... FYourLife. If it is not GoFYourself
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coolscale
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lol'd
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Blaid_fml
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yes how the hell did u call when ur phone was stolen? this is a made up story
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Sun_Kissed18
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"When I ~finally~ called" As in, after a while? Getting home? Borrowing a friend's/stranger's? Payphone?? Its not too much of a stretch.
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mura_fml
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maybe she borrowed someone's cell or used a payphone
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phatdaddy
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like a prepaid cell phone? Why would he have one of those when he had a cellphone? I don't [email protected]@!!!!!!
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ThuNDeY
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It got stolen XD
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jchansfan
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Knowing this site, I'm waiting for the "But women can't change tires! D:" commment... Because, well, you guys are predictable. lmao :P
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st0815
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Women can't change tires without getting mugged. Happy now?
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chellinha93
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She said when she 'finally called her boss', meaning when she found a place with a phone or asked someone so she could call. OP, your boss is a jackass for not believing in you. FYL
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phatdaddy
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But how would she get the number without her contacts list?
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Curiousmind
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She could have her work number memorized(several of my co-workers know ours by memory), and there are such things as phone books.
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phatdaddy
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I don't know what you just said, so I'll assume you're wrong.
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kravitzz1990
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thats harsh!! but i can see where ur boss is coming from that story is a tad unbelievable! but dam fyl!! xx
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Cristaderzi
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Geez no this stuff happens daily!!
fyl!!
fyl!!
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Twinklestar
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FYL, but I'm guessing if you were fired on the spot like that there had probably been a lot of incidents in the past of you being late.