By starboy - 10/03/2012 06:50 - United States

Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML
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perdix 29

That wouldn't be hard to guess since you look like the love child of Yoda and Chewbacca.

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DKjazz 20

Fur and wrinkles? Sounds like a pug.

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HighGTurn 12

Wait.. Today's Saturday, what are you doing on a bus? X)

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asherah14 7

Gee maybe OP was on a public transportation bus that run every day of the week.

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ssnowywinter 0

I bet you think you're real clever, don't you 14?

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The_Hitdude 12

Wait...this is FML. What are you doing asking stupid questions?

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Zomg_Okay 26

14: - An FML isn't always published to the site on the day it was submitted. Chances are, this happened to OP a few days ago. - In any case, lots of people use the bus on weekends. Surprisingly, they are used for more than just travelling to school/work.

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Grifballa 1

Gee, I wonder. I don't know what rock you live under, but people go to work on Saturday.

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KiwiKitten 2

That's kinda hilariously adorable. If I heard a guy doing that, I would think it's cute :)

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ravenevercross 19

Where have you been all my life?

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whitey53 5

The bitch force is strong in that one, young padawan.

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DocBastard 38

There are plenty of female Star Wars fans out there, OP. Just make sure the first one you kiss doesn't turn out to be your sister.

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Laurenlou 24

Luke, I am your father.

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Sidel 11

@53 the actual quote is "no, I am your father".

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SLEinTN 7

Doc, I love your sense of humor and your blog.

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muffinXmonster 12

Death grip that ass lord vader

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muffinXmonster 12

This is true And I have a strong feeling he would try to use the Jedi mind trick haha

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tygerarmy 35

Waves hand* "you will give me your number"

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Epsilonyx 15

Hahahah, that's great. Did you respond with "The **** shut up, you must. Hmmmmm."?

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McDonaldsworker 4

Omg! lol, I so wish I had thought of that quote!

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Oley 27

Keep your head up! It will happen when the time is right ;)

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ravenevercross 19

Nice avatar. And you're right. Being a virgin isn't a bad thing OP. You'll lose it eventually. Hopefully to someone who actually cares about you. It'll be much better that way.

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KjoeLjan 4

Dude, you just ignored a girl that recognizes the Star Wars theme and knows her memes. You totally deserve this one.

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