Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my neighbor begging me to please shut the hell up. FML
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Today, I was alone in the kitchen doing the dishes, and I started singing along to my favorite song when it came on my playlist. However, unbeknownst to me, my neighbors were having a barbecue next door, and they cheered and applauded when I'd finished. I’m never singing again. FML
Today, I was home by myself. I was singing "If I Had A Million Dollars" really loudly since I figured no one could hear me. As I'm really into the song, my neighbor shouts, "If I had a million dollars, I'd give it to you to stop singing" and slams his balcony door shut. FML
Today, I wore noise-canceling headphones while cleaning my apartment. Apparently I'd been singing at the top of my lungs for nearly an hour, because my neighbor knocked on my door just to ask if everything was OK. FML
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML
Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
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FMLable 0
Neighbourhood's Got Talent?
adamo_erebus 26
WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH STUPID METALHEADS HATING ON EVERYTHING THAT IS POPULAR? JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING ISN'T YOUR TASTE, DOESN'T. MEAN. IT'S. BAD. I listen to rock and when I hear fellow fans telling others that anything other than rock is crap, I just want to slam their faces into a brick wall. IT PISSES ME OFF. Point is: everyone's got their musical tastes. If you don't like what someone else likes, suck it up and move on. Don't criticise them because people are just gonna think your a retard.
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Nixx_has_2_xs 0
ydi for liking mainstream shit
redbluegreen 41
Remember, everything is better in moderation. I'm guessing you live in apartments?
ausathlete 0
I'm going to say YDI since you're a guy. There's no way any guy singing Beyonce would ever sound good.
epiclove 0
hHah epic win!!! sing it loud n proud!!! pwned! :) just sayin
RESTAREA 0
Let's not start an argument about music, people. It's the one thing that is supposed to unite the world. Let's just all agree that Queen in superior and move on ;) OP, may I suggest a sound-proof room? :3
elliebutton 0
WE'VE ALREADY HAD THIS ONE. TWICE. Sorry, just decided to point it out, but we've had more than one case where someone is singing too loud and a neighbour or flatmate or someone complains. BORING.
wild_n_out 8
No one asked you, *****.
iamatacomuff 0
moo
echarperouge 0
YDI. God that's obnoxious.
caancoha 0
I'm sick of all the sexually repressed people on here being so insecure with their sexuality that they bash homosexuals. NEWSFLASH: USUALLY THAT MEANS YOU ARE AFRAID OF YOUR OWN SEXUALITY. Take a look at yourselves, 'tards.
papertigers_fml 0
haha well i'm sure if my neighbors had my phone number, they would call me too. i like to play vocals in rock band, a lot.