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By youjustsuck - 25/07/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

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By Lilly_28 - 11/08/2009 14:01 - United States

Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML

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By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

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By crazygirl10 - 28/05/2010 20:37 - United States

Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML

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Oh, hi there!

By Lexxxiii - 01/12/2022 12:00

Today, I forgot the maintenance man was coming today for my sink. I was cooking and blasting ”Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?” by Rod Stewart at full volume while singing and dancing. He was laughing when I opened the door. FML

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Locked out

By ClumsyKatey - 02/07/2017 22:00

Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML

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Stealth mode

By Slipperywhenwet - 28/02/2009 13:08 - United States

Today, I was stepping out of the shower while home alone. I heard voices coming from the living room. I grabbed a bat to defend myself and ran into the living room. I slipped on my tile floor and smashed my TV with the bat. No one was in my house, but I'd left the radio on. FML

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What ARE you doing?

By mountains - 19/11/2012 00:47 - United States - Pembroke

Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML

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Kitchen Nightmare

By Pinsky - 30/07/2021 23:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML

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By FaceTime issues - 06/04/2014 06:57 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I called my mom to ask for some help with my dishwasher. Somehow, the call got turned into a video call. I was wearing a bathrobe, and she was naked in her bathroom. Most awkward call ever. FML

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TheHam 2

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:36

Sounds like the begining of a pornfilm

KVKdragon 26

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:35

that's the first thing you do when you get the urge to be free of clothing: check if anyone's there. pretty obvious. even if you think no one is home, always check

Comments

69fistyourass69 2

Tuesday 26 July 2011 8:17

was it the rain dance bby?(;

darkkai 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 8:44

at least he got a tip

PurpleFrostingg 7

Tuesday 26 July 2011 8:53

ha. I'm sure he'll be coming back

corrinaswan 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:00

Great porno idea but how did he get in ur house or did ur mom let him in b4 u left

BaconDave 12

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:07

f-f-f-**** you God, I hate people who do that.

legonut6 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:44

YDI for being a huge ******.

DisappearingRose 18

Tuesday 26 July 2011 10:07

Did he join?

ReptarSwag 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 10:27

when your done having sex with him pay in trident gum

nirvan5a 1

Tuesday 26 July 2011 10:28

I hope you ********** door open!

TahoeFMler 22

Tuesday 26 July 2011 11:26

If it's not YOUR house that YOU own/rent, then keep your clothes on in common areas! And if you're young enough to live with your parents then that drink you wanted to make better be virgin! I'm going to leave implausibilities with the plumber in the house and "she didn't know" alone....