Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
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Today, I was making love to my wife from behind. As we both reached climax at the same time, she threw her head back in ecstasy just as I buckled forward with pleasure. We slammed our heads together, effectively ending our orgasms. FML
Today, my husband and I were having sex. It was stormy outside, and when lightning flashed through the window, he screamed like a little girl and scrambled off the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had the wildest sex we'd ever had. I was on top of him and started going at it like crazy. I was close to finishing when the Mortal Kombat phrase "FINISH HIM!" popped into my head. It wasn't until I saw a weird look on his face that I realized I'd said it out loud. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, I was tired so a lot more of a starfish than I usually am. My husband came sooner and harder than he ever had, and declared it the best sex we've had. FML
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Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
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missjessicaaaa 0
now I'll never think of the word "abracadabra" the same way
grrrkgrrrl 0
At least he did not shout avada kadavra.
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Comments (118)
rawrsofi 5
Geez woman rent a sense of humor. You just had amazing sex and had an ******.
vodkaliciouz 4
she just wants to brag
zltzlt 0
Oh my god!!! He did?!?!? How on earth will you ever get over this? Sorry to hear that! Your life is well and truly f*cked, forever and ever until you die......
alliede88 0
yup
gusgus36 5
maybe because sometimes it is like performing a complicated magic trick to actually get a girl off? not really a big deal that he said "abracadabra"...you had an ******...so don't complain :p lol
sammyxduh 0
LOL He's a keeper.
karina02 9
..... And? Why is this an FML? Atleast you were having amazing sex!
Frickmetinajenks 0
Your boyfriend is awesome. You should gain a sense of humor and appriciate what he did for you.
pancake_mixx 9
I guess 'abracadabra' turns some people on.
Hawkcody1958 1
I do not get it ,
damnsparky 3
Awesome