Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called...

By GavinHosler - 29/01/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad, which is one of my roommate's names, when I came. Now her and her friends think I'm gay, and my roomate Brad moved out. FML

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By itsemilyc - 02/02/2015 19:34 - United States - Byron Center

Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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Confusing love triangle

By Perry85 - 04/01/2020 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML

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By CBBP - 31/03/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was having sex with this girl I met in stats class when my roommate walked in. He started applauding and said, "$20 bucks for me! I knew you weren't gay!" Him and my other roommate had a bet. They are my best friends. FML

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By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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What the frick?

By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

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By FreakinthePink - 06/12/2010 07:20

Today, I walked into my room to find my roommate's boyfriend trying on one of my pink, lacy bras. My roommate then yelled at me for coming home early. FML

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Sorry sweaty, my brain is melting

By Anonymous - 03/07/2021 22:01

Today, while intoxicated, I accidentally called my girlfriend by female roommate's name. Panicked, I tried to correct myself and said my female best friend's name. My relationship with both is 100% platonic, but as a last ditch effort, completely frazzled, I said my cat's name. Now she won't stop calling me by her ex's name. FML

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By bg4545 - 24/03/2016 03:39 - United States - Whittier

Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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MissMoonshine 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 22:03

Why do so many men think they are exactly what every gay guy dreams of? PULEASE. Get over yourselves and relax your sphincter. You ain't all that, yo.

Natalie2k8 6

Thursday 12 March 2009 1:08

If your not gay then why did you say Brad's name when you came? I'd think you were gay too! lol

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caits13 0

Monday 18 May 2009 14:36

I was talking to my professor after class one day cuz we had a huge test the next week, and I accidently called him Trevor, my boyfriend. LOL! It'll be fine.

wat0_0wat 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 23:16

I said Brad! I said what? How who frod.

genius_man16 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:54

this is like the perfect excuse to get mind-blowing sex from your gf 1. Yell a guys name when you come 2. Girlfriend accuses you of being gay 3. prove your not by ******* her brains out 4. ???? 5. Profit

chocoLIFE_fml 2

Tuesday 7 July 2009 4:29

haha

XRiseToFallAgain 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 6:43

Sooo, you thought of your straight, male roommate whilst you were ejaculating? Huh.

Snorlac 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 0:03

And you told your roommates this?

freak24 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 9:29

AHAHAHA I did that once!! except Im a girl and had a girl roommate so it actually worked in my favor to turn the guy on more. I hadnt done anything with my roommate so I dont know why I did that but its still really funny and embarrassing.