By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
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andits 21

Once he finished you should've said "I give this establishment two maybe three stars" lol

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Believe me, based on what I've read on this app, people have said much worse.

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alexthevaultgirl 13

That's actually really sexy, maybe you're just to boring or dull to see that.

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Logical07 16

More likely for a "mistress", if she is kind of submissive and likes to be dominated, that would be ******* annoying.

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Logical07 16

Agreed on the "mood killer" comments. Just no.

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BloodyGlass 10

I would've kicked him out of bed and said something like, "Sorry, you have the wrong pussy."

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