Intimacy: Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying...

By BARF - 27/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on my finger. Judging by the look on my boyfriend's face, he was getting really into it. As I started getting into it too, I shoved my finger too far down and puked all over my laptop. FML

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By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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By ohdeardarling - 14/06/2009 13:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house with a few people. I drank too much wine and later when everyone else had left I gave him head, deepthroating a little too enthusiastically, and puked all over his cock and bedsheets. Turns out, washing vomit out of your pubes kills the mood somewhat. FML

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pancakes_n_syrup 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:34

YDI for not knowing your limits

lyndis_fml 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:36

You must give terrible blow jobs if you can't even stick a whole finger in your mouth without vomiting.

Comments

lkrofct 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:49

YDI for having cyber sex.

shaPOW 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:49

your username is the funniest part of this FML.

Powahouse 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:59

Weird relationship, and you're dumb. hahahaha. How far did you deep throat your own finger? Jesus.

Virgin_Tea 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 1:01

Thanks for the great laugh!!! I am in a quite library and I busted out laughing. Nice going.

tokyooo123 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 1:06

really, cybersex? your poor boyfriend

FMY_FYL 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 1:02

Oh, God, I love you. FYL.

kattycakes 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 1:12

It'd probably be a good idea to know your own limits BEFORE trying anything like that.

kandace 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 1:04

hhahahahahahhahaha

CherishFlowers 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 1:10

You must have a really bad gag reflex... it usually takes me like 2 fingers or a toothbrush before I vomit...

juicyfruit23 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 1:16

seriously? cyber sex? or he could just come over to your house! and sucking on your finger? really? and its kind of hard to make yourself throw up so you must be pretty stupid