Today, I was having coffee with an old friend I hadn't seen since university. I asked about her husband; she replied, "He died" and walked off. I was confused, so I stood up and took off after her. She then reminded me that I was at his funeral, and then slapped me in the face. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was at a party and saw an old friend from college. I went up to her asking how she was and how her family was. She went on to tell me that her husband left her a month ago and started crying. I told her that he was an ass anyway and that she didn't need him. Turns out he died. FML
Today, I was speaking to an old friend and I asked her how her mother was. She replied, "She passed away, you came to her funeral last month." FML
Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML
Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML
Today, at work, I asked a lady how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she'd said, I just replied with, "Oh, that's good." What she'd said that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend, and she asked me how I was doing. I replied, "Still alive!" like I always do. I forgot both of her parents recently passed away. FML
Today, my (now ex) best friend wore funeral attire to my wedding, and instead of a speech, she gave a eulogy, making it sound like my new husband had brutally murdered me. FML
Today, a friend was moving away, and they told me go grab their credit card. I did, and she bought me Dunkin' Donuts, then I tripped and dumped both our drinks. Into her face. I tried to say "Fuck!" and "I didn't mean to do that to you!" but ended up yelling "FUCK YOU!" in the middle of a parking lot. I never saw her again. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
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NinjaDitto623 14
How do you just forget that?!?!
Ebolaconflict 11
you deserved it
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Comments (105)
Vegetarian27 24
I'm actually wondering if the friend mistook someone else at the funeral for OP, or imagined her there. She said that she hadn't seen the friend since university, so maybe the friend was wrong? I don't know, maybe OP's just a ********.
DemiPewdsLover 12
YDI for being so dumb and rude!
_heavenlysasa 16
How do you forget being at someone's funeral???
big_red_05 4
This post is weird. I kinda feel that OP's friend's gone looney since her hubby died, living in a PTSD fantasy world. so when OP asks about the hubby her friend loses it.
mariesexxxface 13
This has to be fake? Nobody could be this scatterbrained.
Grandmastasexy 14
You sound like a dumbass
mat_sib 18
Can you be any blonder
sierra731 3
Wow guys calling OP a moron is a bit rude. I understand the loss of a loved one hurts, but we are all human and make mistakes with memory. The slap in the face was too far in my opinion.
zZLightZz 13
all honestly. Op probably didn't give two ***** about the guy when he was alive.
gimmethatbetty 7
Dummy