Today, I was having a panic attack so I called my parents. My brother answered to say my parents couldn't come to the phone because they were watching 24. Its ten o'clock and 24 is not on now. They were watching 24 on TiVo and couldn't pause it to come to the phone. FML
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Today, apparently my parents called 911 because I wasn't answering their phone calls, so they thought something was wrong. I was in the bathroom and didn't bring my phone, so I wouldn't distract myself and ended up sitting there forever. Looks like that wasn't the right choice. FML
Today, I was home alone and tried to make some popcorn so I could watch a movie. Thirty minutes later, my parents came home and found me talking to the firemen. FML
Today, I was in agonizing pain and couldn't move. My parents said they couldn't take me to the ER until the football game on TV was over. FML
Today, I was babysitting a 5 year old boy. When I was on the phone with my mom, he called 911 and started to cry. When I got off the phone the police were at the door. It turns out that the "emergency" was that the VCR was not working. FML
Today, I received a message from front desk that my concerned father is trying to contact me. I call only to hear that my parents were freaking out that I wasn't answering my phone. They saw me 9 hours ago. They were going to call the police. I'm in college and also don't live with them anymore. FML
Today, like every day, everyone blew up my phone at once and I began having a panic attack. Because I didn’t respond immediately, I was called rude and a bad person. Turning off my phone isn’t an option either, because my mom will come in my room and cuss me out for not responding to her texts. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML
Today, my mom and dad went off somewhere for some alone time together. My mom had apparently turned her phone off and my dad left his at home. In that span of time, my brother had accidentally locked himself out of his house, and my sister was also trying to get a hold of them, and now are asking me where they're at. FML
Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML
Today, my parents left me several frantic voicemails early this morning about the hurricane, totally in a panic that I wasn’t safe. I called them when I woke up and told them I was fine. They were actually angry that I wasn't in the eye of the storm, because they “worried for nothing.” FML
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sammyg 0
i think Jack needs their support more then you, he is constantly in danger of death.
the_boss_fml 0
don't mess with anyone when its bauer hour
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mjsmclaren 0
Everyone knows that 24 ends at 10:00, which is when your panic attack started. Now be honest...Were you having a panic attacks b/c... 1) Jack is dying 2) Tony is a traitor 3) Kim is back and she's hot, for someone on 24 4) You're a lil girl
ozymandias_fml 0
#82 I think it is 4.... #83, see #82 for the correct list.
braveryonions 0
24 is actually on a 10 PM EST...
catryn 0
You know, maybe you just ride their asses to much with your problems. Neurotic people tend to get so obsessed with their own problems that they become completely isolated and self-absorbed. You might have just worn them out on your sympathy. Get some cognitive therapy and get on with it. Oh, and before I get blasted, I might want to add I used to have panic attacks and am currently working through OCD and I know I'm extremely annoying and neurotic.
soonersrock1994 0
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emmersx 0
...24 is a very addicting show... but yeah, that sucks balls.
rko_fml 0
ftl **** Their Lives......
kyou_fml 0
Sigh. FYL.
holagirl2 0
ha 24 is not interruptable, jack bauer is a BAMF
fcuk_mylife 0
sounds a lot like my dad and his wife..