Ummm that's why you read your letters before you send it.... you deserved that.

He'd be like "Show-off, now i know you're lying!"

LOOOL , this actually made me laugh . i msn with my friend brian and sometimes type his name as BRAIN by accident. fyl but also ydi (:

My name's Brian, too. :)

my bros name Brian! attention to detail?! rely!!! what fail YDI

well my name is in face B-R-A-I-N!! :D

he could have played it off, saying that his parents knew that he'd be incredibly smart so they named him Brain but call him Brian! hmmm...

you know what tonight is? the night we take over the world!

Just say it's your nickname or something. If you wrote about how intelligent you are, "Brain" might be appropriate...

His new nickname should be Bad luck Brian

You mean Bad luck Brain?

Just say it was a joke, no big deal.

You could shorten this FML by a lot... here.. "I can't spell my own name. FML" Or... "I'm too lazy to proofread my own resume but I still think I'm going to get hired. FML"

#3 wins. No other comments are needed.

wasn't there an fml just like this not too long ago...

If he doesn't reply, obviously he's not pondering what you're pondering.

lol That sucks. :[ I've done something before where I called a man "Miss" when addressing the letter. Oops. We all make little mistakes like that. ;[

#3 FTW! Always always always proof read shit like that before you send it. Especially when it can mean the difference between getting a job and not.