Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
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Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my mom lost an argument and tried to ground me. I’m 43 years-old and own my own house, so yes, she actually tried to tell me to stay grounded in my own house. FML
Today, I'm grounded for literally the whole summer because my parents found out that I was still seeing my grandma behind their backs, even though they banned her from ever seeing us again after she spanked my sister. FML
Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML
Today, my dad grounded me. Again. First it was my phone, now my watch. How the hell am I supposed to communicate now? FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
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oldenuff2party 3
thats messed up
AlexBuda 0
Congrats, your mom is a Nazi! :P
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Comments (230)
robbie12321 9
your moms a bitch. FYL. im soo glad my moms not like yours
TheChelseaSays 34
My parents would absolutely love that article. Welcome to the "Sheltered life"
rubyliu8420 7
Not surprised... Utah. Lol
Gokushivum 11
I'm sorry but can you put commas, I first thought it said dating my mom
fantasyworld 39
10 steps to ruin your child's life. I'd move out as soon as I could.
bvbarmysoldier 13
what did I just read? my mom trusted me when it came to the topic of dating as a teen....
krispybacon4321 23
That sounds like something my mom would do. Except she wouldn't ground me, she'd accuse me of doing drugs and sexual things and then lecture me about sex and how bad drugs are. Fyl and fml
FEARxTH3xWOLF 14
I know how it feels man
unicornruler 16
What kind of magazine is that from?? Sheesh, I am so sorry. But honestly sounds like my parents. I understand the pain :/
NamesIncognita 15
This is how you turn your child into a freak D: