Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at dinner, which would’ve been nice if we hadn’t been dating for only two months, and dinner was at Subway. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML
Today, after three years with my dream girl, I decided to pop the question by making her complete a scavenger hunt ending in her finding me, suit and everything, by the park bench where we had our first kiss. She came home tired and, instead of following the clues, decided to watch TV all day. FML
Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I'm madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?" After seeing it, she locked herself in her room and cried for hours, exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I'd invited my entire family. FML
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singer4life666 0
Atleast you two are going to get married though right?
Empleh 4
just because she did it first, doesn't mean you cant out do her LOL
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Comments (314)
Sendaz 0
least you still got the dinner reservations to go celebrate :)
fmlbaby_fml 0
Awwww! While that does kinda stink, its not really an FML. It would be an FML if she dumped you or cancelled on you. At least you two are on the same page, she just beat you to it!
Arlitto 0
i think you should still do it :) you two woulda laughed because you were thinking the same thing! lol.
Arancaytar 0
How is this "FML"? You should be celebrating. :P Screw the fireworks.
kaitlynadele 0
It sucks that you lost money, but the important thing is that YOU GET TO MARRY HER. If that's not worth the loss of money, you shouldn't get married. I hope you didn't act pissed when she proposed. You still could've made it work. You could've taken her to the restaurant anyway, and you could've had a great evening together laughing about the irony.
18legalawesome 0
It's not really an FML. You could've said yes and used your idea to celebrate.
padlarf 14
Tell her you were gonna propose to her that night, she'll propbably love it, and let you do it anyway :)
thekush 0
not really FML.. but you should have told her you will think about it and quickly have the fireworks proposal at dinner changed to a ''yes, her name''... then its a win win for you both. Congrats bro!
textme 0
at least ur together unlike everyone else who finds out their bf/gf is cheating on them. sorry though.
fml__love 0
Awe! Well it's still the thought that counts. And if you did go through with your plan, I'm sure she'd still love it.