Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at dinner, which would’ve been nice if we hadn’t been dating for only two months, and dinner was at Subway. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML
Today, after three years with my dream girl, I decided to pop the question by making her complete a scavenger hunt ending in her finding me, suit and everything, by the park bench where we had our first kiss. She came home tired and, instead of following the clues, decided to watch TV all day. FML
Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I'm madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?" After seeing it, she locked herself in her room and cried for hours, exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I'd invited my entire family. FML
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singer4life666 0
Atleast you two are going to get married though right?
Empleh 4
just because she did it first, doesn't mean you cant out do her LOL
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rustyrox 0
awww :( but congrats!!!
Naheelawhatwhat 0
They can write stuff out via fireworks? Hmmm....interesting....anyways you sound like you guys aren't gonna be a great match. I smell a divorce soon.
suckishfather 0
i see who wears the pants in the relationship. i'd never propose to my boyfriend. cuz what am i supposed to do? hold out an engagement ring to him and then wear it myself? idts! sorry about the money you spent on the fireworks and stuff. and to #18, horrrrrible idea. she'd be soooo pissed off.
examancer 0
It sounds to me like this outcome will prove better than your story book fantasy. Obviously you both really want to get married. This is a more romantic story when you think about it. I bet when the night you planned comes (or if it has) you will have a great time watching the fireworks propose to her anyways. You will have a great story to tell everyone you meet for the rest of your life. The only thing that might be ****** here is your perception of a ****** life. If this is the largest problem you have then... Well, you have no problems. I'm sure you already knew that though. I'm sure you knew this wasn't that ****** at all. You had a story, its entertaining and interesting, somewhat ironic and you are so excited you have an overwhelming urge to share it. Even in an obfuscated medium like FML hidden behind the thin veil that you are confessing somethinng "******" you are really just fulfilling your need to tell the world how happy you are. I know what that's like. I've been there before. Today, I was feeling lonely so I was reading fmylife.com. I read the site to find stories that let me know I'm not alone in my pain. The first story I read is about a guy upset his girlfriend proposed to him before he could propose to her. Boo hoo. FML.
RitzyHoke 0
Well... You could still carry out the plan. But it wouldn't be that big of a surprise I guess. Not so much of an FML. At least she didn't reject you AFTER you proposed.
Dragonmouth 4
Congratulations!
qwertyone 0
You will laugh about it in 10 years.
dreadkid08 0
sucks that you put so much money into it and then she proposed but dont let it get you down im sure she'd enjoy the fireworks u say yes she says yes everyone is happy. congratulations on getting married
car6435 0
well still put the show on. your marrage is garentee atleast
ScatteredMind 0
dude... i don't know about you but i see it as an awesome thing just shows you're in exactly the same place.. which is kinda rare