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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

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By Bassackward - 25/08/2016 05:53

Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML

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By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 20:26 - United States - Houston

Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML

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By gtrs750 - 09/08/2009 13:48 - Canada

Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML

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By ItRainedOutside - 06/01/2013 08:49 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, after 3 years with my dream girl, I decided to pop the question by making her complete a scavenger hunt ending in her finding me, suit and everything, by the park bench where we had our first kiss. She came home tired and, instead of following the clues, decided to watch TV all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By -bird-poop- - 10/10/2009 12:52 - Germany

Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML

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By groomfail - 02/03/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I'm madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?" After seeing it, she locked herself in her room and cried for hours, exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I'd invited my entire family. FML

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singer4life666 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 9:02

Atleast you two are going to get married though right?

Empleh 4

Wednesday 8 July 2009 9:03

just because she did it first, doesn't mean you cant out do her LOL

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letitbe56 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 13:36

If she loves you and wants to marry you, I doubt she'll mind if you go through with your plans anyway. Say you're taking her out to celebrate, let the whole thing happen, and then say, "I'd been planning this long before you asked me, and it means a lot to me that we're both so committed to each other," or something along those lines but better. As it is, your FML sort of reads, "Today, the woman I want to marry said she wanted to marry me. FML" Doesn't quite work.

WaterMist 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 13:40

Why is this a FML? Just answer yes, tell her you also planned to propose, then both of you go enjoy what you've planned. Now that you know she will say "yes", you can ENJOY your evening! And guess what... since you BOTH proposed, you know how much you BOTH love EACH OTHER. Gee isn't that great???

swanlee 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 13:43

Err that actually sounds like good news, it's not like you still couldn't go through with your plans she would probably think it was very sweet. if you think this is a FML you need mental help.

poongie 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 13:54

Actually, that's kind of cute so who cares?! Now you have a great story to tell people!

amazin67666 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 14:00

sorry man, at least you know she wants to get married tho...I hope you still did the whole fire work thing. Maybe be you could have changed the writing to say "I love you" or something, I don't know.

kawa_fml 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 14:03

there are worse things...

Orangeman69 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 14:17

oh man im sorry about that. that really sux FYL

kira822_fml 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 14:21

Just do it again. Besides it's more classy for the guy to propose.

IOwnedYou 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 14:21

So what? Atleast you know she actually wants to get married to you..

FuzzyWalnuts 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 14:27

Haha well this one isn't that bad at least you know she wants to get married. And you can still do yours since it's planned out. You'd just have to tell her about it so she doesn't think you have alzheimers