Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML
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Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I wanted to be creative. I hid an engagement ring for my girlfriend inside one of her running shoes. I expected her to find it and wake me up, but she didn't. Later, when I asked if there was anything in her shoe, she responded, "There was a rock. I just shook it out outside. Why?" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
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JillianBall 18
Aw I'm sorry :(
juturnaamo 29
Is there any chance it could be from one of her parents?
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Comments (207)
anthonyisjdm 0
Really sucks. :(
rubyliu8420 7
What a bitch! Why would she take the ring if she didn't want to marry u? I'd tell the cops she stole it.
Jiplo 18
Why were you looking for skidmarks in the first place?
cannabistea 7
What a bitch! Im sorry dude. Get your ring from that hoe! And ummm...how come the note was sticky? :0 what did she do to it?
kei1108 13
She didn't even tell you to your face and talk about it like an adult?! I don't know, OP; is she worth it? Or could you do better?
howdoesthatfeel 0
That should not have happened. I'm sorry bro, that chick was a total bitch.
Rainchikmoo 6
I do not understand that... she's not worth it if she is as much of an insensitive witch as you just described. I'm sorry, you deserve better. Nobody deserves that.
dgm76 1
that sucks.
delilah09 6
Maybe she took it to show off to friends/family and coworkers to get their opinion ? To her it's probably too small - hence the "NO" - but wants to see what everyone else thinks cause she's a materialistic bitch.
cmac86 24
This is a true FML. Sorry to hear that, bro. Good thing it wasn't at a big restaurant or anything.