Love, Health, Gross and Valentine's Day: Late entry for worst Valentine's Day 2025

Late entry for worst Valentine's Day 2025

By Anonymous - 16/02/2025 04:00 - Canada - Eastern Passage

Today, it's Valentine's Day. I wanted to set the mood by decorating. I guess the projectile vomit I've been spewing all morning will have to do. FML

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Today, I woke 2 hours before my alarm was supposed to go off, feeling incredibly sick. I then ran downstairs and had diarrhea while I threw up. I spent Valentine's Day having diarrhea every time I coughed or sneezed. FML

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