FML..
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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0
Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...
SundayNight_fml 0
Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?
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xxmollyxx 25
An hour eh? Kudos to him.
jkjorn 18
Yeah, sounds like it worked, so where's the fml? I say, stick with what works! POLLO FRITO POLLO FRITO POLLO FRITO! XD
zanyzanne 0
hilarious. Ydi.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
I agree
doughnutboy99 2
stupid asian
piemasterp 8
atleast he wasnt black...
MatiiiStalks 0
I would have been cracking up.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Haha wow even I knew that one and I'm failing spanish
dollarstorepwnr 3
too bad he wasnt black eh?
dollarstorepwnr 3
lol they moderated my comment because I said "Too bad he wasn't black" lol silly moderators i mean no harm :D
ximenita0731 0
hahahahahahah i'm spanishh and this is way too funny !
lilred10195 0
Lolol!!!! btw "**** me" is "no me jodas"
whyXD 13
btw **** me means, coge me.