FML..
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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0
Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...
SundayNight_fml 0
Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?
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josefina 0
@#230 exactly.
lanababee 0
how did you not know that?
oldenuff2party 3
hahahhaha that's ******* funny. u could of googled it. yah dumb bitch.
paprikacha 9
Hey, man...clearly the OP's boyfriend had no problem with it if he was able to keep it up for an hour with all that going on. I'd count this as a win. :D
anythingmustbe 18
YOU NEARLY KILLED ME THIS IS SO FUNNY
Stork94 0
This. Is. PERFECT XD
Hoplaka 0
Haha earlier you must have said: Do you wanna fried chicken? Then later: OOOOOHH FRIED CHICKEN!! OH YESS FRIED CHICKEN!
Alove15 0
Funniest FML I've ever read. Hahahaha aaah man too funny. I'm just wondering why the boyfriend didnt say anything about it.
jennifertayli 8
lmfaoo !
Unwanteddaughter_fml 0
Haha it's no me jodas.