By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

Spicy
Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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Steffi 26

FRIED CHICKEN! FRIED CHICKEN, OH OH YEAH! FRIED FRIED CHICKEN!

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chiquita_loca 4

Quiero Cojer is I want to f**k. I am not sure how to switch that over to f**k me.

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paprika_pilipili_fml 14

Your boyfriend must have been really horny in order to keep going despite that ! lol

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bubba2match 2

laughing for days

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greekgal44 14

mmm... oh yeah baby... fried chicken.

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DatGuyFlorida 2

Basically, you told this guy you were into some bastard child of a hybrid of ********** and necrophilia.

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DatGuyFlorida 2

Basically, you told this guy you were into some hybrid of ********** and necrophilia.

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