FML..
China 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0
Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...
SundayNight_fml 0
Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?
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Comments (630)
Steffi 26
FRIED CHICKEN! FRIED CHICKEN, OH OH YEAH! FRIED FRIED CHICKEN!
DohIMissed 6
Google Translate.
chiquita_loca 4
Quiero Cojer is I want to f**k. I am not sure how to switch that over to f**k me.
paprika_pilipili_fml 14
Your boyfriend must have been really horny in order to keep going despite that ! lol
vixsin 22
So great.
bubba2match 2
laughing for days
greekgal44 14
mmm... oh yeah baby... fried chicken.
SunshineNancy 8
Lmao.
DatGuyFlorida 2
Basically, you told this guy you were into some bastard child of a hybrid of ********** and necrophilia.
DatGuyFlorida 2
Basically, you told this guy you were into some hybrid of ********** and necrophilia.