FML..
China 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0
Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...
SundayNight_fml 0
Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?
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Shahin21 0
OH...OH YES..FRIED CHICKEN ME BABY..AHHH!!
alexthecutie 0
yo cono is **** me in Spanish
ccftw 0
that's is the funniest thing ever! :D
MarsDeeKiwiBird 0
You're black...?
tdkage 0
HAHAHA! I'm Spanish, in China, and I found this HILARIOUS!! Just registered, this is my 1st favorite and my 1st comment!
haleyisawsomee 0
hahahahaha!!!!!!!!
devinashley 0
haha your so dumbbbbb
Coxxy 0
YDI for consulting a friend, not Google.
meowkittyxo 0
your boyfriend is a she?
neonzebraz 0
******* Spanish...