FML..
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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0
Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...
SundayNight_fml 0
Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?
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cheerbaby_2013 6
I've been told in Spain they say it follame . Idk?
ALesserIvy 2
Why, Spanish guys have tiny nobs anyways,
Tandycane 5
Not an fml it's just amusing :3
ifetayo 2
Serves you right! How do you not know polls means chicken? Retard.
music87 14
This is seriously one of the funniest FMLs I have ever read. XD
nicknackj 3
A whole hour? I guess that would be a good thing for a girl to scream since I know I it's hard for me to think about food and sex at the same time.
Deadskull13 2
I'm sorry but you desirved this. You did not do your reserch, "I asked my friend" is not a good thing, I am willing to bet your friend was jelouse and told you that to make you look stuiped. I'm laughing though and, good luck on the next try.
ashwowa 14
you could have used google translate(to figure out how to say '**** me') instead of sounding like an idiot, thanks to your friend.. but i have to say i laughed at this and it is now in my favs!!
heyyyha 0
Whys fried chicken gotts to be so SEXY?
BBitch 0
hahaha