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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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TBD3 0

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

SundayNight_fml 0

Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?

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Comments (630)

1991j 4

are u African

blinkingstarlet 15

now every time he passes kfc he is in the mood. haha

millx 0

I wonder what he's gonna take u out to dinner for next ??

adamo_erebus 26

this particular FML made me laugh for about 15 minutes straight. XD

clark929 4

two words: Google Translate

teshab92 0

My husband would be more turned on by "fried chicken" than "**** me"

noluck93 7

This is one of the FMLs that have actually made me lol

coolfml3279 1

Wait a minute. You have a boyfriend that is a girl! Men you **** your shit up!XD

MusicallyGifted 0

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