FML..
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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0
Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...
SundayNight_fml 0
Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?
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rozieslothinator 0
if only you took Spanish...
dedrater_kool_u 0
only an hour?! ;)
zimandme123 0
lol I like the drawing to this fml
ja4 0
trolololololol. you done goofed
shybear15 0
lmao
pleit3 0
never trust a beaner
pleit3 0
never trust a beaner
sexijlow 0
lmfaooooooooo how ****** funnnnyy lmfaoooo
JodeMiVida 13
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Over and over again, she kept screaming "fried chicken" at me. FML
pink_raindrops 26
Lol I love the shocked expression on the chicken.