FML..
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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0
Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...
SundayNight_fml 0
Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?
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Comments (630)
Kaap27 6
HA the pretty sad! XD
Mightybob50 0
Today, I had sex with my white girlfriend. She kept yelling "fried chicken." FML
SuperSukh 6
This is why we have Google Translate.
SydneyG 0
ahahahhaha someone doesnt know how to speak spanish
mouxouxou 11
hahahahaha LOVE the illustration
TheSickMinded 13
FRIED CHICKEN. Reminds me of that guy dreaming of bacon!
ashhxoxo 14
I don't even speak Spanish and I still knew what pollo frito was. :)
lalagurl11 6
Well everyone should know pollo means chicken and most people know frito becuz fritos are fried chips
lalagurl11 6
She DOES NOT deserve that!!!! How could she ****** know???? If she had to ask, then of course she doesn't know that even if everybody else knows polo frito!!!! So stop ******* ganging up on her
ThisRandomChild 0
Boyfriend... She?