FML..
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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0
Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...
SundayNight_fml 0
Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?
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hhejwbnpo 0
Never trust your friend
MissAntebellum 5
558 Why do people always assume one cultures joy sticks are smaller or bigger than anoyhet cultures? my hispanic boyfriend had an amazing hammer that gets to drive a nail almost every day... his hammer is the main reason ive stayed with him for 3 years.
kaila332 0
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LuckMyFive 4
How did he even manage to keep it up through all that?
emileethesexy 0
I'm sorry to correct but it should be HE claimed
JordanGarcia 10
Holy shit that was funny! i would die laughing if that happened while having sex.
torriegrace 0
... AHAHAHAHHAHAHAGAHHAHAHAHAHHAH
mowmowlife 21
...Google it....
xoainarxo 0
I laughed so hard reading this xD
AndyAutopsy 11
This is why you never trust your friends! Always use Google!