FML..
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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0
Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...
SundayNight_fml 0
Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?
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Comments (630)
vsk8p1mp720 0
lmao this fuckingshit is hilarious
chArLie9997 0
why would you ask your friend how to say **** me in Spanish? Is your boyfriend Spanish?
MatiiiStalks 0
No duhh.
baybe143 0
LMFAO
baybe143 0
This was the funniest FML ever!!!
SundayNight_fml 0
Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?
CharonTheShadow 0
How the he'll do you not know what pollo means? Ever heard the word, 'poultry'?
TimelyHero 0
Pretty sure he was hungry afterwards.
Sonfang 19
lol this still makes me laugh
KateyCanFlyy 0
It would've been funnier if he was vegetarian.
isabelle99_fml 0
that's raceiest dipshit!