FML..
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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0
Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...
SundayNight_fml 0
Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?
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writergrrl 0
why didnt you verify if that was right
JakobKain 0
English isn't my mother tongue, and even I can put "pollo" to poultry and "frito" to fried. Those two words are almost the same in every Germanic/Latin language, lol This is pretty funny to think about, though.
akshar 0
U shouldve asked my best friend Google
Ioannes 0
Hahaha!!!
K1rakunz 0
Oh yeah. I think I'm going to FRIED CHICKEN!!!!! Wth's next CARNE ESADA???
K1rakunz 0
Oh yeah. I think I'm going to FRIED CHICKEN!!!!! Wth's next CARNE ESADA???
Superawesomestev 0
google?
brianjman14 23
nigga dats some funny shit der
asiu1990 0
HAHAHA oh man, this is funny!
alex_rose_x 0
Haha this one is classic. Only one on here that's made me laugh so far. Well done. (: