Intimacy: Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I... - FML

By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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TBD3 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:07

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

SundayNight_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:39

Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?

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writergrrl 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 3:02

why didnt you verify if that was right

JakobKain 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 18:36

English isn't my mother tongue, and even I can put "pollo" to poultry and "frito" to fried. Those two words are almost the same in every Germanic/Latin language, lol This is pretty funny to think about, though.

akshar 0

Monday 7 September 2009 6:30

U shouldve asked my best friend Google

Ioannes 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 20:54

Hahaha!!!

K1rakunz 0

Monday 5 October 2009 6:12

Oh yeah. I think I'm going to FRIED CHICKEN!!!!! Wth's next CARNE ESADA???

K1rakunz 0

Monday 5 October 2009 6:13

Oh yeah. I think I'm going to FRIED CHICKEN!!!!! Wth's next CARNE ESADA???

Superawesomestev 0

Monday 19 October 2009 3:01

google?

brianjman14 22

Monday 26 October 2009 21:37

nigga dats some funny shit der

asiu1990 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 9:46

HAHAHA oh man, this is funny!

alex_rose_x 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 7:30

Haha this one is classic. Only one on here that's made me laugh so far. Well done. (:

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