FML..
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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0
Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...
SundayNight_fml 0
Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?
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Jessaly_fml 0
Pollo frito! POLLO FRITO! OH POLLO FRITO! LOS PANQUEQUES! HAMBERGUESAS!
Literacy 0
Oh yeah, because "El Pollo Loco" means "**** Crazy". Commonsenseplz
greenltrn2003 0
The Colonel would be proud!
sukari 0
LOL @ 417
Melsy187 3
This is my favorite FML in the world.
EssenceOfX 0
Poor you :( Same thing happened to me once, but I was at a restaurant and I wanted to order Chocolate Cake and I kept shouting, "I want to eat my chocolate cat!" in Spanish. LOL. FML.
Jmr_fml 0
rofl; i cant believe he kept going.
woahmandi 0
he was probably laughing his ass of the whole. that was sooo funny. but i know enough spanish to know what pollo is.. and i probably would of figured out frito. lol. but that's so funny.
woahmandi 0
also, this is definately THE FUNNIEST fml i've ever read.. i was literally laughing hysterically for probably over 5 minutes.. i would stop and think i was over it and then as soon as i thought about it i'd start laughing again.. this is freaking hilarious.
Artistry 0
Ever heard of El Pollo Loco?