By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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Jessaly_fml 0

Pollo frito! POLLO FRITO! OH POLLO FRITO! LOS PANQUEQUES! HAMBERGUESAS!

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Literacy 0

Oh yeah, because "El Pollo Loco" means "**** Crazy". Commonsenseplz

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greenltrn2003 0

The Colonel would be proud!

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Melsy187 3

This is my favorite FML in the world.

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EssenceOfX 0

Poor you :( Same thing happened to me once, but I was at a restaurant and I wanted to order Chocolate Cake and I kept shouting, "I want to eat my chocolate cat!" in Spanish. LOL. FML.

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woahmandi 0

he was probably laughing his ass of the whole. that was sooo funny. but i know enough spanish to know what pollo is.. and i probably would of figured out frito. lol. but that's so funny.

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woahmandi 0

also, this is definately THE FUNNIEST fml i've ever read.. i was literally laughing hysterically for probably over 5 minutes.. i would stop and think i was over it and then as soon as i thought about it i'd start laughing again.. this is freaking hilarious.

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