Love: Today, I was giving my crush a lift home from a mutual friend's...

By frenchgirlll - 27/04/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, I was giving my crush a lift home from a mutual friend's house. When he got in the car, my mom asked in French, "Is this the guy you won't stop talking about? You can do so much better!" Of all the things I've told about him to my mom, I forgot to mention he's French as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 14:45 - Brunei Darussalam

Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML

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She's got it going on!

By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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Mother knows best

By crushed - 29/03/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML

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By daddyslittlegirl250 - 05/05/2009 02:41 - United States

Today, we watched a movie in French class. I went on a French exchange last year, so I wanted to sound all impressive and cultured for my crush who is in the same class. I said that it was my favorite movie and I couldn't wait to watch it with everyone. The movie turned out to be about incest. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML

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Smug git

By Eloise - 25/05/2022 10:00

Today, my husband won’t stop bragging about the girl with the "model cheekbones" from the airport shuttle, who kept telling her friend in French how hot he was in front of us. Miss Model was unaware that we’re from France, and my husband’s ego might never deflate. FML

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By needurlove - 15/04/2012 06:49 - United States - Sandpoint

Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 07:39 - Australia

Today, at the breakfast table my mum asked me what I thought about the plumber who came to our place a couple of weeks ago. I told her that I thought he was really cute and how hard I tried to flirt with him, she nodded and told me that he is her new boyfriend and might move in with us soon. FML

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Commited

By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML

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Truth bomb

By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's work to surprise him by speaking in Spanish, his first language. I've been taking classes secretly. He smiled, kissed me, and then finished telling his friend, in Spanish, that I'm boring and ugly but he's got nothing better going on. FML

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Monday 27 April 2009 12:17

Parents always say stupid things. It's not like you can't expect it at least once in your life. Sometimes it can even be out of jealously.

21yearoldvirgin 0

Monday 27 April 2009 12:13

lol that sucks. :( awkwardddd...

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Hullaballoo 0

Monday 27 April 2009 21:17

It's rude to talk in another language in front of someone else who you think can't understand you. And also, you seriously told your mom everything about this guy EXCEPT that you ALL share a common language if not nationality? Seriously?

LilleyWhite 0

Monday 27 April 2009 22:01

How do you forget to tell your mom that he speaks French? That's a major thing. I mean if I spoke French and talked about the guy all the time I would have mentioned that he did too just so it's another connection to how we would be perfect together

iPhanny 0

Monday 27 April 2009 22:14

Ahaha oh man.

Nakedsquirrel 5

Monday 27 April 2009 22:32

I was hoping to see that he said something back to her in French to humiliate her.

RNorthlandLGB 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:03

yeah, woohoo, go french! Je dis pas la nationalite, juste la langue....SUISSE!! no accents :( don't give bout grammar great story

dantheman_fml 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:30

the only FML worthy thing here is that youre french... just surrender already

munky07 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:41

your mom's kinda a bitch...and your both french...dont plague us with another french person please

pearls 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:46

but that's just rude of you and your mum to start talking in another language when you have a guest. I feel bad for you but your mum deserved it, that's so rude.

dswhite85 11

Monday 27 April 2009 23:58

#67 - lmao Btw, mom's a total B nuff said

ThatsAli3 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:12

ha ha. i think its really funny when people bitch about other people in another language and the person answers them back in their own language. = ) that was rude of her. she could've waited till he left!