By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

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Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
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doodlecloud 26

Well, were you wearing a ridiculous push-up bra with a ton of padding? If so, can't really blame him for being surprised. If not and he's just really bad at judging size then that sucks...I'm betting it's more the former though.

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vanity113 9

You should have put your hand down his pants and reciprocated the favour.

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Kalspike 22

Score for the South Park comment, misleading cleavage and bust size tends to come back on you

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gigiskye 20

Maybe you were wearing a bra too padded or something. But guys can generally be so stupid. This one guy was talking about how this girl is so hot and she's at least a D cup... 'That girl' was a close friend and she is barely a B cup haha lmao and no she doesn't stuff or wear push up bras

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shannon2348 14

I'm surprised he never has touched them.

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Glitterbaby2613 20

it's almost as disappointing as buying a half full bag of chips🤣🤣🤣 don't false advertise girls, be glad with what you got

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