Today, I was getting my portrait done. The artist told me to smile. He looked at me, then said, "Oh, don't smile." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Why so serious?
Today, I was getting my picture taken. The woman taking it told me to smile, so I did, showing my teeth. She said, "Please, be serious about this." Slightly offended, I smiled with my mouth closed. She then said, "If you can't be serious, we won't do this." FML
Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML
Today, I was putting the finishing touches on my portrait of a young boy in art class. I asked my teacher if she could help correct the bad parts of my portrait. She said, "Well that would take all day and I just don't have the time." She was serious. I thought this was my best work yet. FML
Today, while working at a hospital, I told a patient to smile for the camera when taking an xray. His response was, "I have Bell's Palsy and haven't smiled in 5 years." FML
Blunder
Today, I was working at a portrait studio and was taking pictures of a little girl, I kept telling the girl to stop making silly faces when she smiles because her eyes go cross-eyed. After the third time I said it her mom grabbed the little girl and left. Turns out, she was naturally cross-eyed. FML
Today, I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl and we were coloring. She made me a card that was very sweet, so I smiled. She looked at me and went "Don't smile, your smile is really scary." FML
Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML
My big face
Today, I took a selfie and I looked creepy in it, so I sent it to a friend thinking it would be funny. He just said, "Dude, that's what you look like. I don't get it." FML
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
Today, my girlfriends and I got a caricature painting while on a trip in the city. Unfortunately for me, the part of my appearance that the artist decided to exaggerate was my acne. FML
Top comments
SpotXSpot 5
Maybe you look more dignified when not smiling?
sportsfreak81 0
Hahaha "say che.. Holy shit, nevermind!" haha
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xbooyahx 0
dentist.....
thatsoviciouS 0
It coast A LOT of money, I would know. I have had 2 surgeries and all my baby teeth pulled and much more. Meh...
SpotXSpot 5
Maybe you look more dignified when not smiling?
thebravery 0
Maybe you just have a weird smile. Practice it in the mirror. Or you could just, say, make the photographer eat his own camera. It'd make me feel better. :):) FYL.
rockstarxtina 0
hahahaha xD ydi
sourgirl101 29
Haha- you must have some snarly Jabba Jaw teeth.
buggybeauty 0
sounds like you stole that from "bring it on" YDI
SoldieroftheLORD 0
lmao that *****
karlita2244 0
hahahahaha that's really bad for you fyl
CuBsFaNN4LyFe 0
brush yo teeth sonn..