Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML
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Today, I was messaging memes back and forth with one of my female coworkers and I accidentally sent a picture of my junk. FML
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, my coworker asked me for advice for a clever comeback after she got an unsolicited dick pic. I sent her some zingers to roast the creep into oblivion. Afterward she sent me screenshots. I recognized the mole and birthmark immediately. It was my husband. FML
Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
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Top comments
Supergenius 0
The picture of your junk is due to her bad grammar. You get a FML for sure.
Chaith 16
I hope you kids view grammar Nazis in a different light now! If they aren't, THIS could happen!
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Comments (364)
lalosaa 0
hahahhaha awwww, that sucks! but you should know better than to send pictures like that, so I voted YDI.
lalosaa 0
hahahahahahaha awwwwww, that sucks! but you should know better than to send pictures like that, so I said it was YDI
lalosaa 0
hahahhaha awwww, that sucks! but you should know better than to send pictures like that, so I voted YDI.
wordgirl 0
At least you can't get fired; she asked you to send exactly what she wanted and you complied.
bexox 0
lol @ #99 If you're going to correct someone's grammar, don't make such a blatant mistake! YOUR doing it wrong!
Jackthestripper 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
eeee93757 0
I hit YDI to be a dick but it's really her fault Now all you idiots out there understand the difference between "your" and "you're"
Minstrels 0
Man, that's her fault. It's not your fault some people don't know first grade grammar. Christ on a ******* cracker.
Minstrels 0
Man, that's her fault. It's not your fault some people don't know first grade grammar. Christ on a ******* cracker.
Bandit614 0
Hey man, it's not your fault she fails at grammar. You should save the text in the event she charges you for harassment, you might get off explaining that it was an error in communication based on the fact that she used the wrong word.