Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was training for my new job at a restaurant. As part of training, they give you free food so you know what to recommend, and the dish I got was really good. Eight hours later I saw it again while I was puking. I got food poisoning from my own workplace. FML
Today, I didn't feel like cooking when I got home from work, so I decided to go to the local restaurant nearby and do my part in supporting small businesses. Long story short, I woke up later feeling like absolute shit. Hello, food poisoning. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from a restaurant that I had chosen for our company party. Everyone who went blamed me for their predicament. I also had to run to the toilet every ten minutes while they were all mad at me. FML
Today, I returned to work after a week off due to severe food poisoning, after which I ended up in the ED. I was given a warning for causing an inconvenience to everyone, and next time I'm going to be sick, I should give 3 days notice. FML
Today, the day before I was supposed to go back to work after I got sick, ended up in the hospital, and primary doctor put me on medical leave, I got fired. FML
Today, I have food poisoning. My boss told me that if I didn't come into work, I'd be fired. Not 30 minutes after sitting down, I sneezed and shat my pants. My boss still won't let me leave. FML
Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
Today, without any warning from my body whatsoever, I had to go to the bathroom at work to puke. I was then fired for being ‘drunk’ at work. I wasn’t drunk, just sick. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
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Top comments
ColetteL 4
you can always sew em!
Rishy 0
lol they can't fire you for that. Sue!!
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Comments (98)
pinkdancer 0
I see about 10 ways you can get a shitload of money out of this situation
buggybeauty 0
send them the bill and tell them your attorney will be on touch. mention a lawyer and they'll jump!
Jsalcedo23 0
ohh the irony.
Gman712 3
SUE SUE SUE!!! :)
dickster 0
#1 i hope you mean sue because not many people want apparel made of human flesh
ThecaptainMFM 0
get a new job.
fishboy112 0
workers comp
XxXjizzinmypants 0
f*** ur boss
orlandobitch 0
that's what happens when you work for Mickdonald ecoli
ColtonLn 0
You do know that food poisoning actually takes 72 hours right? It's bacteria that divide every 20 minutes or so and it takes 72 hours to multiply into great enough quantities to actually affect you, aka "food poisoning"
Trollz4daLULZ 2
#71 and #72: wrong! Food poisoning CAN kick in while you're still eating. It CAN also take several days. It all depends on a lot of variables, such as level of contamination and how resilient your body is.