Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was training for my new job at a restaurant. As part of training, they give you free food so you know what to recommend, and the dish I got was really good. Eight hours later I saw it again while I was puking. I got food poisoning from my own workplace. FML
Today, I didn't feel like cooking when I got home from work, so I decided to go to the local restaurant nearby and do my part in supporting small businesses. Long story short, I woke up later feeling like absolute shit. Hello, food poisoning. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from a restaurant that I had chosen for our company party. Everyone who went blamed me for their predicament. I also had to run to the toilet every ten minutes while they were all mad at me. FML
Today, I returned to work after a week off due to severe food poisoning, after which I ended up in the ED. I was given a warning for causing an inconvenience to everyone, and next time I'm going to be sick, I should give 3 days notice. FML
Today, the day before I was supposed to go back to work after I got sick, ended up in the hospital, and primary doctor put me on medical leave, I got fired. FML
Today, I have food poisoning. My boss told me that if I didn't come into work, I'd be fired. Not 30 minutes after sitting down, I sneezed and shat my pants. My boss still won't let me leave. FML
Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
Today, without any warning from my body whatsoever, I had to go to the bathroom at work to puke. I was then fired for being ‘drunk’ at work. I wasn’t drunk, just sick. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
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ColetteL 4
you can always sew em!
Rishy 0
lol they can't fire you for that. Sue!!
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Comments (98)
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for missing work. No excuses! YDI for eating food.
birdmansangel 0
if this person works at an "at will" employer, then he can't sue, and they can fire him for pretty much anything.
Senseless_487 29
Agreed. Many states are "at will," so suing might be kind of hard. Make sure you read up on your state's labor laws before you call a lawyer!
IntoTheNothing 0
So everything was fine while you were serving that food to the customers?
Seana_fml 6
get a lawyer!
bloodyfreak_fml 4
You do have the right to report them to the Health Department, that can do more damage to them than you trying to sue them. Unfortunately most states have At Will Employment.
antonman10 0
wow bad resturant
RoCksTaR_13 5
ohh you should defiantly report them to the Health Department, and then sue them :)
jtag017 0
unemployment benefits
kroms001_fml 0
law-suit!!! easy money - lost wages and pain and suffering!
ScreamToday 0
If you have a note from the hospital, your job can't legally fire you. You can file a wrongful termination lawsuit and they'll be in a lot of trouble for it.