Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML
Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my boss's words, "Abided by company policy to such an extent that customers were starting to hate me." FML
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
Today, I was fired on my second day of work after a year and a half of unemployment. Apparently, my "tendency to solve problems instead of just accepting them made the other workers uneasy". FML
Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML
Today, despite filling all the parameters for a model employee and being praised by multiple people over the time I was working, I was fired because a client complained to my manager that I didn't seem to know what I was doing. FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
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Top comments
qhostred 0
Unless you work at a funeral home, I really don't see anything wrong with being happy
_streets_ 19
Well if they didn't appreciate you the way you were, then **** em.
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Comments (135)
rockhead200 0
well calm ur ass down then
cash_monkey72 9
Just reading that freaks me out!
bubo_fml 11
Big difference between mirth & mania...
morgan020 0
I know a girl that is like that. She's annoying as hell. Every time she calls me I have to hold the phone at arms length away from my ear because she screeches into the phone.
KnucklesDeep 5
How miserable must their lives be to fire you for being 'too happy'? Sue them.
Lionesse 15
It's really hard to please people nowadays... You get fired for being too cheerful and you get fired for being too not cheerful.. Corporate people.. Make up your damn mind... Sorry OP :(
Cryptonite626 0
I think she knows that she is still a virgin. She put that at the end of her statement to show the humour of the issue. #JustSaying
thiscrazything 1
Sad for you, but you can find a better job where happiness is a good thing. Please try to get a state job, like DMV, cause do you know how awesome it would be to see one of them actually smile?
Zaffro 8
There's a time and a place for being happy and dependent on your job it may call for being serious. You wouldn't want a happy undertaker.
nc21690 19
Id think theyd like happy employees??