Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
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Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
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qhostred 0
Unless you work at a funeral home, I really don't see anything wrong with being happy
_streets_ 19
Well if they didn't appreciate you the way you were, then **** em.
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Comments (135)
chokolatecandie1 6
ur boss sucks.....
loserman67 36
So being happy at work is now a punishable offense? You should have looked at your boss and thank him for removing you from a whiole bunch of miserable pricks, him being the biggest one.
picklemonger 13
I have the opposite problem. My coworkers call me Eeyore.
apndi 9
Everyone calls me Eeyore too! I think that's better than being overly happy and gushy...it's kinda creepy.
WadeWilson_fml 6
He/she deserved it for being happy? What the **** is it with you people lol
fledrocknrolla 0
Yea it's like having to much school spirit or any school spirit at all
HuGoo78_fml 16
If you can't be happy with people, try to be sad and see what they think ^^
bannedforlife 0
Happy? Ok. Gushy? ******* annoying.
nessaface25 14
you would be perfect for my job. you literally get fired if you don't smile the entire time while ringing up customers -_-
SamanthaSaurus 13
And I get yelled at if I don't smile.
Bbhd05 0
They were teaching OP a lesson. Work isn't supposed to make you smile.