# 8. Save your ranting for a message board that gives a shit. And what kind of stupid comparison is that? tongue hanging out like a cartoon character? Maybe you should reread the FML because there isn't anything in there saying their tongue was hanging out? Congrats, you're an idiot!

You should have begged to keep your job by promising not to watch anyone at any time, even if they're screaming and crying for help.

#11 Um, take a joke. Honestly I just watched The Mask and the FML reminded me of the point when Jim Carey as the mask sees Cameron Diaz for the first time. Face turns into a wolf and his tongue rolls out and hits the floor like he's slobbering over her. It was meant as a joke, thus the second part that said "Honestly" which should imply to you that I wasn't being honest or truthful with the first part. Reading comprehension bud, reading comprehension. And I'll rant and write full length sentences as I so well choice. I don't remember in the ToS that I needed to keep my comments to a minimum (thus no character length for the comments) or that I needed to only write a FML or YDI and a little funny quip. Seriously grow up.... idiot!

hahahahahah # 5 , ;) thats pretty stupid , your just doing your job .

Anyone who complains about lifeguards looking at people is insane. It's their *job*.

Lame! Can you file a complaint somewhere?

You should have been keeping an eye on the kids in the pool instead of checking out her 5 year old daughter sunbathing, you perv.

How were you watching them? Behind bushes? Or were you on the lifeguard stand?

Lifeguards scan pools, not stare at kids. But if they were the only kids in the pool, there were no other patrons, and they were in the same general pool area, it would have made sense that he was only looking at them

Sue for wrongful dismissal.