By konichiwa - 02/11/2009 22:03 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was hanging out with my friends. My friend started talking about how unfair it is that women can use their breasts to get promotions. I told him that he has no place to talk, as he used his "d*ck" a few months ago with his female boss. His girlfriend of 3 years was sitting next to me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 837
You deserved it 34 565

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well thats what he gets for cheating on his girlfriend. if he didnt do that, you wouldnt have had that story to tell. so oh well FHL (eff HIS life)

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ruby29 0

FATL

WTSchool 0

^ EPIC FAIL.

57- no, you are an epic fail. FATL means "fuck all their lives"

flyboy57 0

he may have dicked his boss, but did he get a promotion? if not, his dick didn't get him anything and your point is invalid. sucks for his gf though.

Well aren't you smart.

well thats what he gets for cheating on his girlfriend. if he didnt do that, you wouldnt have had that story to tell. so oh well FHL (eff HIS life)

or a FHL Fuck His Life cause you gave away the secret

FATL (fuck all their lives). they're all in a stickyy situation.

Fuck his gf's life.

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Kreb 4

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Soooo... It sucks for him that OP accidentally ratted on him for cheating on his gf with his boss? This sounds more like a fuck her life for having to learn of her boyfriends infidelity like that

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farsidee 0

Dick is mature? Wouldn't it be penis for mature?

oh my god please tell me you aren't seriously ydi-ing the op for censoring a word some people don't consider appropriate. way to be an asshole.

Chocolate_Chunk 2

you mean assh*le

NarwhalLove 0

it is much more mature to censore or use the real word then some messed up slang

well aren't you just a d*ck?

stupiddumbblonde 0

fail.