Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
Phone-blocked
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
Time for a change
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Not now, dude
Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML
Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML
Thank God
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Awkward
Today, I was getting it on with a girl I've been talking to for three months. She's a year younger than me and it was her first time. So, I went easy. After five minutes she started crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she said that I reminded her of her dad. FML
I'll just hang out I guess
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
I miss you
Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML
Alexa, play "Don't Go" by Yazoo
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
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sbcpunkrocker 0
that's your cue to leave her, run away as fast as you can
HurriKaty 4
Bitch is crazy. Run. Run away.
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i_am_tiff_21 0
I sympathize for the poor girl. She's not ready for you. It's not your fault. If I was her, I wouldn't bother with a new man for quite a while.
balanceMMX 0
You definitely should've ended it the moment she said that. She's never going to like you better. You might as well cut your losses now.
Tripodi 0
just leave
smilebabyy 0
wtf.... you don't deserve that!
aho_matsuri 0
lmfao, what a psycho hose beast. GTFO man!!
DisturbedOne 0
dude i hate girls that do that... http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=db1pc2zt1ws3c42tzahvocigk02jri
Grffin 0
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
rightright 0
http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=3qnz8fn8jor2wsknz21qic6w6ttmr4
WTFKuro 0
I kissed your lips and when your face looked sad, it made me think about him and how you still loved him so. But you know that pretty soon I made you feel glad that you belonged to me, and love began to show.
totoro_fml 0
leave that bitch in the dirt